MORE: NFL uniform rankings for 2020McAfee, who punted in Indianapolis for eight seasons (2009-16) before retiring, was simply driving Thursday morning to the office where his show is recorded. The commute became anything but routine after he almost hit a man with his Ford F-150. Below is the complete story, in all its absurdity.I almost killed a guy this morning.. allegedly.. and in return he unloaded an imaginary quiver of arrows on me #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE pic.twitter.com/H2z3L7DTSn— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) April 9, 2020Between McAfee’s description of the “demon meth head’s” appearance, the idea of said demon meth head shooting fake arrows at a stranger and his yelling at another, this is an amazing story. Though McAfee probably was wise to stay in his truck and avoid another encounter with what he believed was a crazy person.McAfee has been hosting “The Pat McAfee Show” on DAZN since September. There are no live sports these days, but there is “a walking talking demon meth head” almost getting hit by Pat McAfee’s truck and then pretending to shoot a quiver of arrows at the former Colts punter.This is the story McAfee told during Thursday’s edition of his daily show on DAZN. It’s a ridiculous story, to say the least.